My brother was up in the middle of the night. He poured himself a bowl of sugar free cheerios and poured some honey in the bowl. He went to the refrigerator hemp milk and poured the milk in the bowl. He sat down in the couch to eat. It was the middle of the night and the house was quiet. He took the cheerios from the bowl and put them in his mouth and discovered they weren’t sweet. He thought — perhaps in my confusion I poured the honey somewhere else. There were other bowls on the kitchen counter and it was night. I might have been inattentive and poured honey on a dirty bowl from the night before.
My brother was old enough that he was worried about his own mind. He took index cards out of the drawer and picked up a sharpie and wrote on one “this bowl” and on the others “not this bowl” and he put the card that said “this bowl” on the bowl he wanted to pour the honey in and “not this bowl” on all the other bowls and then he looked at what he had done and had a feeling of coldness in his stomach. Who did this? Why did he do this? What did “this bowl” mean? He looked at one of the bowls with the card on it and said “this bowl has a card that says it is not this bowl.” Who would write that?
He wished his wife would kiss him and make the panic go. He jogged to the bedroom using one hand to keep his pyjama bottoms from falling but she wasn’t there. He went to the garage and looked in and saw his wife kissing the body of a man in the backseat. Was he asleep? He had a split second decision — either the woman kissing the man was not his wife or…the man she was kissing was him! But if the man she was kissing was him who had made the disaster of the cards and bowls?
It was too terrible to think about! But he had to. It was as if all his practice since he was a little kid forgotten by Mommy when she went off to work had been for this moment. He went to his accounts and figured out exactly how much money he had and wrote a check made out to cash and left it for himself on the car. Once he had his money and the stranger who he was didn’t all would be well.
He had been spending money and tasting honey his whole life long, he just hadn’t been him. He was in the car.
The fool with the bowls and the cars was somebody else. Some stranger probably or somebody he had just briefly met while he was doing something more important. The sooner forgotten the better. He closed his eyes and struggled to get to sleep, hopeful, even confident that he would not wake up.