I’m Working on a Unified Theory of Sexual Perversions

Sadism = trying to make yourself matter to people by force

Masochism = trying to make other people matter to you by force

Voyeurism = trying to experience life without being vulnerable

Exhibitionism = imposing your vulnerability upon life…

Once I have them all down I’m gonna extrapolate to a general theory of sexuality taken in the broadest sense as meaningful interaction with the other/the world.  Then I’ll reward myself somehow — maybe a sundae.