Befair the invention a the Hurdy Gurdy
Folks had other waies a being purdy
They dabbed the eye wit lip stick n paint
And they knew to sae isn’t and not to sae ain’t!
Befair the invention a the Hurdy Gurdy
Folks had other waies a being purdy
They dabbed the eye wit lip stick n paint
And they knew to sae isn’t and not to sae ain’t!
Eric Linus Kaplan 
“I liked it although slightly nerdy,
It was concise, so never wordy.
Methinks that Gurdy’s puckish tale
Should over lesser tales prevail.”
— Hamlet, Act 15, Scene 75