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The Depredations of an Akratic Monk

The Depredations of an Akratic Monk
Return of the Akratic Monk
The Akratic Monk Goes to Monte Carlo
The Akratic Monk in the Major Leagues
The Akratic Monk in the Swamp of Death
The Akratic Monk and His Friend Snuffy Smith in the Case of the Unusual Watchband
Stories from an Akratic Monastery
Jungle Tales from the Akratic Monastery (out of print, write publisher)

What do you mean by “akratic”?
It means somebody who lives in the water.
No, no, no. Yyou mean “aquatic”.
Ohhh. Ok. Aquatic Monk.
Yeah, maybe. Do you know what a monk is?
Sure I do. Monkey, right?
No.
No?
No. Do you mean “Sea Monkey”?
Yeah.
Did you know they’re really tiny shrimp?

(a pause long enough to burn Troy to the ground and build it up again out of cotton candy…)

YOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND!

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One thought on “The Depredations of an Akratic Monk

  1. “The Akratic Monk Meets Frankenstein” was my personal favorite, though it suffered from the absence of Abbott and Costello.

    Then of course there was the television series in which the Akratic Monk was exposed to gamma radiation and turned at random moments into the Erratic Monk, but they changed his name from Bruce to David for reasons that are no longer clear.

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