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Ink-Stained Wretch & The Goddess Aphr-dite

Inkstained Wretch is working.  Suddenly in a shower of light, rose-petals and frolicsome DOLPHINS appears in epiphanic fashion, the Great Goddess Aphr-dite.

She clears a space on his desk of papers and rests upon it her nude goddessy bottom.  It looks really great.

APHRODITE

What ho mortal?  How spendest thou thy brief moment of flickering existence?

INK-STAINED WRETCH

I’m writing a parody of the Dire Straits Song “No Static At All – FM”  It goes “No Haddock at All -Fish Stew

MIGHT GODDESS APHRODITE

Cut that out.  You should be living your life for the one purpose that is worth anything in the brief glittering meaningless yet meaningful mystery you humans call “life.”  I mean love!

INK-STAINED WRETCH

But I’m doing it to get somebody to love me.

MIGHTY GODDESS APHRODITE

‘K   Let’s talk.

CURTAIN

 

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One thought on “Ink-Stained Wretch & The Goddess Aphr-dite

  1. Neither saw themselves caught in the gears of a darwinistic machine, searching for the next thin vein of survival under the guise of short term concerns to both of them – and that no haddock would reshape the human condition forever!

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