Inkstained Wretch is working. Suddenly in a shower of light, rose-petals and frolicsome DOLPHINS appears in epiphanic fashion, the Great Goddess Aphr-dite.
She clears a space on his desk of papers and rests upon it her nude goddessy bottom. It looks really great.
What ho mortal? How spendest thou thy brief moment of flickering existence?
I’m writing a parody of the Dire Straits Song “No Static At All – FM” It goes “No Haddock at All -Fish Stew
MIGHT GODDESS APHRODITE
Cut that out. You should be living your life for the one purpose that is worth anything in the brief glittering meaningless yet meaningful mystery you humans call “life.” I mean love!
But I’m doing it to get somebody to love me.
MIGHTY GODDESS APHRODITE
‘K Let’s talk.