Him: Do you know what my dream is?
Him: To play strip chess with a girl and when I win I fuck her.
Me: What if she wins?
Him: What? I win.
Me: No but what if she wins? She should get to do something like kill you or punch you in the face.
Him: It’s a fantasy.
Me: I know it’s a fantasy — I’m not expecting you to drop me off at the airport and then do that. But a fantasy can still have logic.
Him: Okay. If I win I fuck her if she wins she fucks me.