Richard and Andrea a couple who have themselves legally reclassified as a single person.
Don a punk rocker who does not know what punk is or what rock is or what music is but is committed to punk rocking.
Andres-Sam a competitive pitier who is training for the Compassion Olympics.
Vice-Chatelaine Wong, a former member of Khmer royalty who now makes a living designing games and losing them.
Cradybor, a lich who lives in the copy room of a New York law firm and forces the lawyers to prosecute an ancient case using mind control.
Tim, a warlock who feels sad that he cannot satisfy the three witches in his coven. Not sexually, not intellectually, not financially, not morally and not spiritually.
Mister Nolo Contendere, a man who has decided to stop fighting life.
Wendy, a fabulous composer of arabesques whose personal life is equally complicated.