They let the dog in the kitchen
They let the beaver in the tomb
They let the komodo dragon with his filthy teeth
Swish his tail through the surgery room.
The dog he ate the baby’s food
The beaver stopped the ceremony to begin
The dragon besmeared the operative site
And sepsis did set in.
O set the dog to hunt with his pack
Chase the beaver from grandpa’s tomb.
But invite in the tiger, the eagle and shelk
To drie the dragon from the surgery room!
It is an Animal Catstrophe
When the Beast Does Not Know Its Place
The Forest, the Lodge, and his Dish on the Floor
Or Licking his Master’s Face!