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Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron

Scene 1

A bunch of the avengers are sitting around having drinks.

HULK

Hey, have you noticed how down Scarlet Widow looks Iron Man?

IRON MAN

Yeah, what’s up with that?

HULK

Her boyfriend broke up with her.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

We should fix her up with somebody.

THE AVENGERS THINK A BIT.

SUPERMAN

I know!  Let’s fix her up with Ultron.

IRON MAN

Are you nuts?  That guy’s old enough to be her grandfather.

SUPERMAN

What cause he’s bald?  He’s a robot, you dingus.  He didn’t have hair ever — his head is made of metal.

IRON MAN

No not cause he’s a robot.  He’s just old.

SUPERMAN

No.

IRON MAN

Yes!  I’m telling you.    Ultron’s old.  Hulk, how old do you think Ultron is?

HULK

I dunno.  Fifty?

IRON MAN

Wow he would be happy to hear you say that.  The last time that was true of him was like twenty years ago.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

You think Ultron’s in his seventies?

IRON MAN

No. I think he’s fifteen.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

Hey.  You don’t have to be sarcastic.

HULK

Look I think what our next mission is is clear.  We need to learn

ALL AVENGERS TOGETHER

THE AGE OF ULTRON!

SCENE TWO

A COFFEE SHOP

Ultron sits by himself drinking a coffee or maybe eating something.  Hulk comes up.

HULK

Hey Ultron — do you like rap?

THE END

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