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Interview with the Angel of Mercy and the Angel of Judgment

Interviewer: Thanks for taking the time to talk to us.

Angel of Judgment: That’s kind of a dumb comment.

Interviewer: How come?

Angel of Judgment: Well we’re immortal and you’re a mortal, so the one who needs to be worried about how to spend his time is…?

Angel of Mercy: What my friend the Angel of Judgment means is thank YOU!

Interviewer: Do I not have a lot of time?

Angel of Judgment: (clears one throat of ten trillion ones, each throat as beautiful as the most beautiful symphony imagined by mortal minds)

Angel of Mercy: No, no, you’re fine. You have plenty of time. Every moment has infinite potential.

Interviewer: Really?

Angel of Judgment: In theory…

Interviewer: Well I wanted to ask you about human beings.

Angel of Judgment: Well you guys look down on dogs for eating poop but you yourself ate greasy food even though you knew it would close up your coronary arteries.

Interviewer: But I wanted to enjoy my life. Is that wrong? Joy? Happiness? Aren’t those good?

Angel of Mercy: No, no, it was fine. Don’t worry about it.

Interviewer: And I tried to be a better interviewer than anybody else!

Angel of Judgment: And at the end of the day you were exactly the same as every other human being. You tried to be a big man. But you weren’t.

Angel of Mercy: But that’s okay. It wasn’t important to be better than anybody else because you’re all good. Cheer up.

Interviewer: So it was all for nothing?

Angel of Judgment: Well…you wanna take this buddy?

Angel of Mercy: No it was all incredibly worthwhile. Every moment of your life was infinitely important. Just in a way you never even remotely understood.

Angel of Judgment: Or did anything about.

The Angel of Death Arrives

Angel of Death: Hey guys, whacha talking about?

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3 thoughts on “Interview with the Angel of Mercy and the Angel of Judgment

  1. Angel of Judgment: Well we’re immortal and you’re a mortal, so the one who needs to be worried about how to spend his time is…?

    Smart arse reply: “So that’s how you judge it? That you’re immortal? K.”

    And in strange aeons, even judgement may die.

    Angel of Judgment: And at the end of the day you were exactly the same as every other human being. You tried to be a big man.

    Resorting to a subjective term!

    A real angel of judgement crushes you with your own terms, rather than begging sympathy to its terms.

    So sayeth my judge.

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