FACEBOOKENDUM AD PEDOPHILUM
Placing photos of your children on Facebook if you are not interested in providing masturbatory fodder for pedophiles.
ARGUMENTUM AD SLOPAM
Referring to a wife or girlfriend’s cooking as “slop” or “garbage” if you do not wish to engage in a domestic squabble.
ARGUMENTUM AD SATANAM
Creating a race of beings with free-will and then creating a super-tempting angel to tempt them to trip up (deities only).
ARGUMENTUM AD VICUNAM
Expecting a shepherd to remain faithful to his human wife when he is in proximity with the alluringly slutty sex-beast known as a vicuna.