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Lacquer Room Humor

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I’ll give you a right shellacking!

My favorite Beatle? The one that produces lac.

That’s a lakh of lac beetles.

I’m shellac-tose intolerant.

Poker in the front, shellac her in the back.

Is that wood-finish shiny? If it’s not, it’s not for a lac of trying.

These shiny beetle shells have passed their shell date.

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