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Earth Destroyed in War

Superior Alien potentate comes.
I’m in ruins of earth and say “why did you let us destroy ourselves?”
He says “an alien ten billion years ago swore a million oaths to guard the jewel of Oznk in the heart of a neutron star. He betrayed his oath and sold the jewel to the Raamgo people. As punishment we caused him to incarnate on earth and see his whole planet and all his people destroyed.”

I said “that’s totally unfair to the rest of us!”

He thought.
“That’s actually a really good point.”

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