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Billy Crystal‘s father is a beautiful, young woman and his mother is powerful, muscular man.

Brad Pitt cannot spell “imbroglio”.

When no one is observing Bill Clinton he sits slumped over, staring vacantly like a marionette whose strings have been cut.

Jay-Z  has a secret name for the disease “measles” which he changes every day at noon on the dot.

Oprah Winfrey is at all times composing pantooms in her head

Gwyneth Paltrow does not consider the Holocaust to be any more of a problem for justifying humanity than the massacres perpetrated by the Khmer Rouge.

 *** has given up his name, and his appearance, and slips through human society like a shade

Lady Gaga imposes obligations on herself which are all the more onerous for being impossible to describe or remember.

Leon Spinks is afraid of stars

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