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PITCH MEETING

GUZZI: Idea for a show: A Chinese guy who is a detective.
BUZZI: BUT…does his being CHinese inform his detecting?
GUZZI: No.
BUZZI: Is the idea that he detects in some sort of Chinese way?
GUZZI: No.
BUZZI: Does he struggle agaisnt anti-Chinese stereotyping?
GUZZI: NO.
BUZZI: Does his Chineseness affect the show in any way shape or form?
GUZZI: NO. IT DOES NOT.
BUZZI: Then I think your idea is racist.
GUZZI: Well I think you are racist.
BUZZI: I think WE BOTH ARE RACIST
BUT…

it still seems like a good idea.

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  1. The more I think about it, the more I rather like this idea. But can we make him a 6’4″ Korean from Oklahoma*? His best friend and partner is a 5’6″ Italian from Queens**. Their motto is “We search high and low to find what you seek.”

    * a real person
    ** also a real person

    Note: the worst thing about this pairing is that both men are extremely attractive, funny, intelligent, and unfailingly decent human beings. Needless to say, women swoon in their presence, often willing to leave husbands/partners and children just for the chance at happiness with one of the men. But which one? Some decisions are impossible to make.

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